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stoneoceans:

turbovirginbonerlord:

stoneoceans:

a person can have multiple waifus

however, a person can have only one “wife”-tier waifu

But no matter how many waifus you have, they’re all a shit.

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kaible:

Occasionally I remember this video exists and it sums up so much of my experience of being dragged to resale stores with my mom

ruinedchildhood:

Bikini Bottom just got real..

batreaux:

You bump into a man on the subway wearing a trenchcoat. You apologize and he responds “Its alright. We’re only human. All of us. All of us here are human. Yep. Very human. I’m probably the most human here! You betcha.” and then the trenchcoat falls and the figure collapses and roughly 1000 salamanders scatter around the train 

  • ♂ =  I am a boy who has a crush on you
  • ♀ = I am a girl who has a crush on you
  • () = I am a nonbinary/genderqueer person who has a crush on you
  • * = just delete your tumblr already
  • æ = Post a picture of yourself
  • $ = You’re awesome
  • # = I love your blog
  • @ = You’re beautiful
  • + = i hate you.
  • % = You’re ugly
  • <3 = I want to fuck you
  • & = I wish we were close
  • ~ = I wish we were friends in real life
  • ? = I relate to a lot of the same things you go through 
  • ! = You inspire me

castielsteenwolf:

castielsteenwolf:

literally buy me a cat and i will seriously do anything you ask me to

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this website is so fucked up

fruitbat46:

my ideal weight is the weight of me holding eight puppies